SACA VDAY COLLECTIBLE

It’s vday foo and yall just had a romantic dinner at jack in the crack and the 40oz is at its last sip, the tres Flores mixed with cool waters got her all mojada. The blue chew starts to kick in and you power through two lonjas and get a hand full of torta ahogada as she whispers… (got protection) Have no worries foo cause SACA is here to save the night with this exclusive Torta Pounder rubber that’s sure to make the back of the whip smell like EBT and Menudo. As soon as you drop off that lechera stuffed concha home, stop at the corner store and get a 3pk of Pacificos with the money you took out her Michael Kors purse. You earned it pa 🫡

****If she’s not over 180, she’s not a lady****
(DISCLAIMER)
THIS IS A COLLECTIBLE AND INTENDED FOR DISPLAY. THE SACA BRAND AND EVERYONE ASSOCIATED IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IF ITEM IS USED OR MISUSED. THIS PRODUCT DOS NOT GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL STOP A PREGNANCY OR ANY TYPE OF STD.
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.